If you ever, ever see me rocking a pair of jeans like this, you have my expressed permission to quietly smother me in my sleep. Once I (heaven forbid) get knocked up, I’m spending junior’s college fund on some designer maternity jeans. Either that, or I just won’t leave the house. One or the other, for sure!

If you ever, ever see me rocking a pair of jeans like this, you have my expressed permission to quietly smother me in my sleep.

Once I (heaven forbid) get knocked up, I’m spending junior’s college fund on some designer maternity jeans. Either that, or I just won’t leave the house. One or the other, for sure!